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PostSubject: the most messed up story ever   the most messed up story ever Icon_minitimeSat Nov 01, 2008 6:06 pm

here it is:

The three hoes and the big bad watering can.
Once upon a time, there was a happy miggit. This story is completely unrelated to that. The end...er, begining: Once upon a time there were 3 hoes: a small hoe, medium hoe, and a fat hoe. There was also a big bad watering can that blackmailed the hoes by taking their water and drinking it. one day the small hoe got pissed off at the watering can and went to the watering cans house saying: "Little bitch, little bitch, let me come in."
and the watering can said: "not by the hair of my...screw you bitch"(grabs a shotgun) and the hoe ran away, triped and was shot to pieces and the wattering can threw the hoe into the fireplace(I don't know why a watering can would want a fireplace).
Nuklear warheads start falling from the sky...
The medium hoe saw the nukes start to fall "hmm... it seems to be raining... I'd better go borrow an umbrella"(the medium hoe starts going to the watering can's house).
When it got there it said: "Bitch? You there Bitch? I need an umbrella, do you have one?"
The watering can said: "Are you fuckin' stupid!!! IT'S A NUCLEAR WAR!!!"
The medium hoe said: "What's a nuclear war? Are you talking about the rain?"(picks up a nuke and pokes it)
the watering can said BOOM and the hoe runs into the fireplace(I still don't know why a watering can would want a fireplace).
The fat hoe wakes up, presses the "stop nuklear war" button, grabs a dog and starts heading to the watering can's house while eating the dog(mmm, fleshy) and says "damnit, another nuclear war, I blame the bitch."
After the fat hoe finished eating the dog and passing the watering can's mailbox that says "b. bitch" it kicked down the watering can's door with it's imaginary legs.
After breaking into the watering can's house it said "Let me in before I break down your door, Bitch!".
The watering can stops mastubating and looks up
The fat hoe jumps at the watering can and knocks it into the fireplace, the watering can then jumps out, unfazed, and kicks the fat hoe's fat ass into the fireplace and then dances around while it's house crashes down killing all and starting another nuclear war.
Everyone is now fucked, THE END...?

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PostSubject: Re: the most messed up story ever   the most messed up story ever Icon_minitimeSun Nov 02, 2008 1:07 am

Hypocritical bastard! no swearing on the site?!
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PostSubject: Re: the most messed up story ever   the most messed up story ever Icon_minitimeSun Nov 02, 2008 12:09 pm

wow that made no sence at all
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PostSubject: Re: the most messed up story ever   the most messed up story ever Icon_minitimeSun Nov 02, 2008 8:03 pm

SENSE! Proper spelling children. And I was just pointing out all the no no's in that story! XD
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PostSubject: Re: the most messed up story ever   the most messed up story ever Icon_minitimeThu Dec 04, 2008 2:20 pm

that was random
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PostSubject: Re: the most messed up story ever   the most messed up story ever Icon_minitimeThu Dec 04, 2008 8:11 pm

that was awsome
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PostSubject: Re: the most messed up story ever   the most messed up story ever Icon_minitimeSat Dec 13, 2008 10:14 pm

Lawl!!! i showed that to my bro, an even he laughed!!!
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PostSubject: Re: the most messed up story ever   the most messed up story ever Icon_minitimeSun Dec 14, 2008 4:50 pm

sweet, then again, it's hard for me to stop laughing no matter how many times I read it
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PostSubject: Re: the most messed up story ever   the most messed up story ever Icon_minitimeTue Jan 06, 2009 10:18 am

yeah same here lol
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