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PostSubject: jokes   Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:20 pm

"this election is as open as a hobo's mouth at a pie flinging contest"
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:21 pm

"it's primary fever, catch it"
"that's what you said about your last fever, and that wasn't fun"
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:21 pm

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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:22 pm

wazza wrote:
what do u call it when a redneck is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?


THE TRALER IS LEVEL
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:23 pm

wazza wrote:
whats black and white and red all over

a newspaper
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:25 pm

wazza wrote:
time flys like the wind fruit flys like bananas
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:25 pm

wazza wrote:
lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:26 pm

wazza wrote:
how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to screw in a light bulb


3 one to screw in the light bulb and two to throw poo at each other
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:19 pm

Billy: Hey Timmy I had a dream that you were a dick!

Timmy: Why were you dreaming I was an asshole?

Billy: No i was the asshole!!!
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue May 13, 2008 5:14 pm

a wise halucination wrote:
Quit talking to a halucinaion and get your head checked out!
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue May 20, 2008 7:15 pm

1. why not?
2. why should I listen to you?
3. I like talking to myself!
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue May 20, 2008 8:35 pm

...schizophrenic.
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Sat May 31, 2008 9:20 am

I got one! (nasty, beware)

Guy walks into a bar, orders six shots of vodka.
Bartender says "six shots, huh? what's the occasion?"
Person says, "my first blowjob"
Bartender: "well, in that case, lemme give you a seventh shot, on the house."
Guy: "thanks, but I don't think that will get the taste of penis out of my mouth"
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:37 pm

lol
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:54 pm

Ty, Ty Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:51 pm

lol
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:53 pm

Whenever I say 'toaster', **** laughs hysterically. For some reason, he thinks it's funny.



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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:53 pm

lol
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:43 am

... same with 'sears catalogue'
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:36 pm

lol and its seers i think
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:40 pm

The way you spell it, it the 'seer' as in fortune teller
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:43 pm

"seer's cataloge"- a cataloge to find things to buy in the spirit world for alter you die
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:33 pm

... you know, that would be a cheap way to cash in on those ppl who beleive in souls... and stuss like that.
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:21 pm

ok then (insert spelling error here) lol
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PostSubject: Re: jokes   Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:17 pm

(insert complaint here)
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