evil plan!!!!!!!!blahahahahahaha

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Steal the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Covertly Move your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Desecrate the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Mutant Race to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Armageddon Clock, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Wtf?????????

Im tryin to get my avatars working

ahahahahahahahahaha

My evil plan is 7% compleat

riiiiiight.....

do you mean planing it out or doing it?

heres mine

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Desecrate the White House. This will cause countless hordes of the Undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Blood, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Armies of Destruction, bringing about the Return of the Antichrist. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

o, k then...anyway, my plan is 1 step closer to being complete now

im actuilling going to do mine i actully have a lair muhahahahahah

same here, but it's nothing like the one I posted, I was just trying to make it as messed up as I could

damn right, ur a spammer!!!!

which one of us?

meeeeeeeeeeee u will never and i mean NEVER spam like me muhahahahahahahahahahahaha ill prove it evily muhahahahahahaha

have a good time with that, but seriously, who?

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i dont rember lol muhahahahahahaha

Oh my god this is horrible but this is fun.

NOW DELETING SPAM

EDIT: And i meant Chaos

nooooooooo...
no wait, I don't want to be a spammer...
yay

yes u do i use jedi mind tricks on u i say theese are not the droids u are looking for o i mean u want to b a spammer blah i mean both dam it muhahahahhahaha

must spam

must spam