king of the hill

I poke you in revenge

mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


but i deserved that.

what now?

i dunno.

i make a hill out of dirt.

my hill.

but, we're still in walmart...I grab a self assembiling hill, activate it and stand on it

fine.
i leave walmart then make a hill out of dirt.

my hill.

whatever, I stay standing on my hill inside walmart

Me and Random D start an alience and take over what hills are left and rebbel in conquest and i turn to blah with my blade ready and say joins or parrish and he says never u cheese and then a flying shark with a laser beam on his head and it bites off his head then i yell WTF AND MAY CHAOS RAIN OVER ALL MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA random chaos rules ahahahaha (spiders)

i nuke wcr

i dodge the nuke (idk how i just do) and run be hind solid snake and taunt him then random d goes all naurato shark guy and bites off solid snakes head off the one above his sholders lol muhahahahahahahahhahahaha






CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me and random d make an awsome team muhahahahahahahahahah




CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how you dont know were i am cus I AM THE NUKE and i can run faster then you anyway

but random d does he can appear any place any time hes pure DARKNESS so ha and muhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha




CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isend in pit with aflock of hawks and kills Chaos with nukes the size Kytes Mom and saves Solid_snake before his death then Slits his throat and feeds it to fooby on a silver platter

I walk in, grab the stuff from my clone, and walk out...
2.

chaos wrote:

me and random d make an awsome team muhahahahahahahahahah

how do you know? he's not here.

Stuffs Blah1 into a blender covering fooby with it with a hot sauce

i make a hill of gold then melt it down

my lake of gold

I finelly fufill my master plan and destroy every other planet, galexy and universe with my "land mine nukes of doom" all that's left is the wal-mart plaet that we're on. "HAHAHAHAHAHA EVIL BLENDERS OF DEATH ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Moo.

I happily accept the whatever-was-on-a silver platter, and eat it.

yum.

still my hill.

i sit in a boat in the middle of my lake of gold

The melted lake of gold blinds me! IT BURNS!!!

Wait... i'm Silver. How does a mineral get blinded???

oh, whatever. I fall off my hill (since im blind) and into the Lake of Gold, i happen to be bought (as a real chunk of gold) off of eBay, and the frustrated owner throws me onto a Walmart shelf, and Sapphire Summoner unwittingly steals me, and I turn back into a normal chunk of Silver.

The sun relfects off of me, and blinds Sapphire Summoner, whom falls and tosses me back onto my hill.

my hill.

I take silver and make a watch out of him....and i sit on the hill

-Watch of silver-
+7400 health
+50000 mana
invincibility

those would be MY buffs, im the watch.

Well, my partial buffs...

So, we both get: 3700 hp
25000 mana
and I'm immune to weapons

And you're wearing me...

So, im kinda like ur shield.


Our hill.

Hey guys, im back! woah?!?!?! WHY ARE WE AT WALMART?! Oh hey btw... has anyone seen my grenade? it's the one without the... Nevermind i foun.... -BOOOM!- ok that was unexpected

WTF i cant do shit because i dont know how the f*** to do jack now so f*** u all muhahahaha