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Chaos
SPAMMER!!!
Number of posts : 1343
Age : 30
Currently playing : warlords
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Registration date : 2008-05-20
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unique skill: apokolips doom flair
| Subject: Re: Yo mamma Jokes  Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:07 pm | |
| Your momma's so smelly even sewer rats get out of her way.
Your momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...
Your momma's so smelly even dogs dont smell her.
Your momma's so smelly she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.
Your momma's so smelly she made Right Guard go left.
Your momma's so Smelly her poops glad to escape. | |
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Chaos
SPAMMER!!!
Number of posts : 1343
Age : 30
Currently playing : warlords
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Registration date : 2008-05-20
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unique skill: apokolips doom flair
| | Subject: Re: Yo mamma Jokes Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:08 pm | |
| Your momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet.
Your momma's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water.
Your momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
Your momma's so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean!
Your momma's so dirty the flies on a dog shit passed out
Your momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her | |
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Chaos
SPAMMER!!!
Number of posts : 1343
Age : 30
Currently playing : warlords
weapon : 0
body armour : 0
gloves : 0
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leg armour : 0
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Registration date : 2008-05-20
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unique skill: apokolips doom flair
| | Subject: Re: Yo mamma Jokes Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:08 pm | |
| Yo mama so short she does pull-ups with a staple.
Yo mama so short she gave yo daddy head while standing up.
Yo momma so short she commited suicide by jumping of the curb
Yo mamas so short she jumped in a puddle and drowned | |
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Sly Fox
blah cheese
Number of posts : 295
Age : 30
Currently playing : alot
weapon : 2 Handed Samurai Sword
body armour : Amethyst
gloves : Black
boots : Black Leather
leg armour : Amethyist
money :
items : Helth potions Bag And Bomb Bag.
Registration date : 2008-05-28
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unique skill: stealth, Kung Fu
| | Subject: Re: Yo mamma Jokes Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:34 pm | |
| Okay you can only put one -5 jokes for each posts | |
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Chaos
SPAMMER!!!
Number of posts : 1343
Age : 30
Currently playing : warlords
weapon : 0
body armour : 0
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Registration date : 2008-05-20
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unique skill: apokolips doom flair
| | Subject: Re: Yo mamma Jokes Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:20 pm | |
| ok thats r new rule for this topic ok now it wont b spamallla urmom lol | |
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Sly Fox
blah cheese
Number of posts : 295
Age : 30
Currently playing : alot
weapon : 2 Handed Samurai Sword
body armour : Amethyst
gloves : Black
boots : Black Leather
leg armour : Amethyist
money :
items : Helth potions Bag And Bomb Bag.
Registration date : 2008-05-28
Character sheet
health points:
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unique skill: stealth, Kung Fu
| | Subject: Re: Yo mamma Jokes Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:09 pm | |
| Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" | |
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Sly Fox
blah cheese
Number of posts : 295
Age : 30
Currently playing : alot
weapon : 2 Handed Samurai Sword
body armour : Amethyst
gloves : Black
boots : Black Leather
leg armour : Amethyist
money :
items : Helth potions Bag And Bomb Bag.
Registration date : 2008-05-28
Character sheet
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unique skill: stealth, Kung Fu
| | Subject: Re: Yo mamma Jokes Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:39 am | |
| Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it. | |
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Onyx
high council member
Number of posts : 1027
Age : 30
Currently playing : Drake's Fortune, Kingdom Hearts: RE: Chain of Memories, EOII, FFTA2, FE: SD
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Registration date : 2008-04-22
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unique skill: Beat Up
| | Subject: Re: Yo mamma Jokes Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:44 pm | |
| ... hey, at least MY joke was original | |
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Sly Fox
blah cheese
Number of posts : 295
Age : 30
Currently playing : alot
weapon : 2 Handed Samurai Sword
body armour : Amethyst
gloves : Black
boots : Black Leather
leg armour : Amethyist
money :
items : Helth potions Bag And Bomb Bag.
Registration date : 2008-05-28
Character sheet
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unique skill: stealth, Kung Fu
| | Subject: Re: Yo mamma Jokes Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:53 pm | |
| Onethat was ful of nothing and thats notoriginalI heard that one before a few yers back. | |
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Sly Fox
blah cheese
Number of posts : 295
Age : 30
Currently playing : alot
weapon : 2 Handed Samurai Sword
body armour : Amethyst
gloves : Black
boots : Black Leather
leg armour : Amethyist
money :
items : Helth potions Bag And Bomb Bag.
Registration date : 2008-05-28
Character sheet
health points:
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mana points:
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unique skill: stealth, Kung Fu
| | Subject: Re: Yo mamma Jokes Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:51 pm | |
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blah1
Admin
Number of posts : 847
Currently playing : Disgaea DS, EOII
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Registration date : 2008-04-14
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unique skill: cheese sword
| | Subject: Re: Yo mamma Jokes Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:46 pm | |
| Ha, mine was non-existant! | |
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Chaos
SPAMMER!!!
Number of posts : 1343
Age : 30
Currently playing : warlords
weapon : 0
body armour : 0
gloves : 0
boots : 0
leg armour : 0
money :
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Registration date : 2008-05-20
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unique skill: apokolips doom flair
| | Subject: Re: Yo mamma Jokes Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:30 pm | |
| nice 1 blah and ur momma so fat she make a cow look like an electron(its sciency) lol | |
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Sly Fox
blah cheese
Number of posts : 295
Age : 30
Currently playing : alot
weapon : 2 Handed Samurai Sword
body armour : Amethyst
gloves : Black
boots : Black Leather
leg armour : Amethyist
money :
items : Helth potions Bag And Bomb Bag.
Registration date : 2008-05-28
Character sheet
health points:
(0/0)
mana points:
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unique skill: stealth, Kung Fu
| | Subject: Re: Yo mamma Jokes Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:09 pm | |
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