My version of golilocks and the three bears

Vagina and the Three Peniss
Once upon a time there were three Peniss; the mother Penis, the father Penis and the baby Penis who lived in a house in Mouth. One morning the mother Penis made Cum for breakfast. When the three Peniss sat at the table to eat, they found that the Cum was too hot. "Let's go for a walk to Ass," the mother Penis said. "The Cum will be cool enough to eat when we return." So off they went.

Nearby, Vagina was walking in Mouth. "I've been walking such a long time, and I'm tired and hungry," Vagina said. Just then Vagina saw the three Penis's house. "Maybe there is something to eat in there," Vagina said, and went inside.

Vagina saw the food on the table, and decided to try it. First Vagina tried the father Penis's Cum but it was too hot. Then Vagina tried the mother Penis's Cum but it was too cold. But the baby Penis's Cum was just right, and Vagina ate it all up.

"My goodness I'm sleepy," Vagina said entering the bedroom. Vagina sat on the father Penis's bed, but it was too hard. Vagina then sat on the mother Penis's bed, but it was too soft. The baby Penis's bed was just right, and Vagina fell asleep there.

In a short while the three Peniss returned from Ass. "Someone's been eating my Cum!" said the father Penis. "Someone's been eating my Cum too!" said the mother Penis." Someone's been eating my Cum, and they at it all up!" cried the baby Penis. They looked around the house to find who had done this. When they looked in the bedroom they saw Vagina asleep on baby Penis's bed. Just then Vagina woke up, saw the three Peniss and screamed. The three Peniss tried to catch Vagina, but Vagina ran out of Mouth and all the way home.

The End.

MESSED UP!!!
kinda funny though, have to admit

LOL!. Something is missing though. I think you can make this more sexual humorous.. I don't know how but I think it's just missing something.

Anyways its a good story XD.

what the fu-
u must have had a lot of spare time to actually write this.

he used the story generater on pointless sites

... I am SO there.
Mines gonna be funnier.

how messed up will this one be?

Fooby and the Three Rapists
Once upon a time there were three Rapists; the mother Rapist, the father Rapist and the baby Rapist who lived in a house in an asshole. One morning the mother Rapist made shit for breakfast. When the three Rapists sat at the table to eat, they found that the shit was too hot. "Let's go for a walk to Our Next Victims Bed," the mother Rapist said. "The shit will be cool enough to eat when we return." So off they went.

Nearby, Fooby was walking in an asshole. "I've been walking such a long time, and I'm tired and hungry," Fooby said. Just then Fooby saw the three Rapist's house. "Maybe there is something to eat in there," Fooby said, and went inside.

Fooby saw the food on the table, and decided to try it. First Fooby tried the father Rapist's shit but it was too hot. Then Fooby tried the mother Rapist's shit but it was too cold. But the baby Rapist's shit was just right, and Fooby ate it all up.

"My goodness I'm sleepy," Fooby said entering the bedroom. Fooby sat on the father Rapist's bed, but it was too hard. Fooby then sat on the mother Rapist's bed, but it was too soft. The baby Rapist's bed was just right, and Fooby fell asleep there.

In a short while the three Rapists returned from Our Next Victims Bed. "Someone's been eating my shit!" said the father Rapist. "Someone's been eating my shit too!" said the mother Rapist." Someone's been eating my shit, and they at it all up!" cried the baby Rapist. They looked around the house to find who had done this. When they looked in the bedroom they saw Fooby asleep on baby Rapist's bed. Just then Fooby woke up, saw the three Rapists and screamed. The three Rapists tried to catch Fooby, but Fooby ran out of an asshole and all the way home.

The End.




Wow., I can't beleive i used my own name for that.

im surprised that thay diden't rape you fooby

ok.... fobby urs isnt as funneh

mine is sexual and funneh

im bored i like porn want to help me kill aj and kyte why is the world spinning. i want some smack is this getting random im still bored and i have a hand cramp so no wacking off for me.

WTF (dont menion (insert name here) again. Or names in general.)

wow thats awseme i like kytes the best it makes me horny jk lol